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  •   I grab my Crest for Sensitive Gums (7 years of chewing tobacco made my gums its bitch), Barbasol shaving cream — because I’m cheap ...

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  • Mosquito Killer, Volume III *Creak…Creak…Creeeaaaaak…Crash!…Crunch*   That’s the sound a mailbox makes when it gets backed over by a 1995 F...

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  •  Shhhh, quiet!!! This is the welcome I got aboard the Gestapo 72 at 5:58 am at the Robert’s Lake bus pad. Not “good morning”, not “how are you sir?” n...

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  • So here I am sitting on the commuter bus, the Gestapo 72, and a gorgeous girl just sat across the aisle from me with her boyfriend. Maybe not gorgeous...

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  • Rumors have been circulating on the internet that Nicolas Cage is apparently a good actor. According to sources, Keanu Reeves has been circulating com...

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  • here’s one thing I’ve noticed about the distinction between normal people and nerds: Normies get crushes on people. Nerds get crushes on c...

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