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  • Pierce Freaking Brosnan. I dare you (dare you!) to find a scene where he isn’t eight shades of suave. Look up his picture on the cover of Cigar Aficio...

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  •   Mosquito Killer, Volume IV   I was chased by a dog named Maul… How ironic. Yes, I was chased AGAIN. In case you missed my first chas...

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  • Rumors have been circulating on the internet that Nicolas Cage is apparently a good actor. According to sources, Keanu Reeves has been circulating com...

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