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  • Disclaimer: Some minor details in this story have been changed to save those mentioned any embarrassment. It started as most relationships – nay, most...

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  • How the Witty Badger Came into Being   Hello There. Wondering, are you, why you stopped by? I am wondering the same thing. I have nothing more to...

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  • Part II of the I Hate Oprah duo. How is it that nobody can can see through the wall of bullshit this woman has spackled all over the camera the past 2...

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  • A Text Exchange with OZ   Oz: Want to get breakfast tomorrow? Me: Well, yeah. (Duh) Oz: That’s too bad, you’re not invited. Me: It...

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  • It’s 5:53 p.m. on a Monday. I’m tired, angry, sweaty and standing within makeout-distance of at least five people. I’m on a Chicago ...

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  • Have you ever tried watching a movie on mute, even for a second? It’s just terrible! I have found that the score can fully determine the fate of a mov...

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