Funny Life Observations


1.) What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other?


Private Eye


2.) I want to invent a sarcasm font. I think a lot of fights could be avoided that way.


Sarcasm FontSarcasm Font


3.) Rocking out to a lame song in your car, then rolling up the window when you pull to a stop light so no one sees how much of a dork you are.


Embarrassing Music

Don’t judge me! My other CD is Metallica


4.) Part of a best friend’s job is to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

Delete History


5.) Whenever someone says “I’m not book smart, but I’m street smart”, all I hear is “I’m not very smart, but I’m imaginary smart.”


Street Smarts

Sarcastic comments welcome in this box